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#65022 - 09/28/09 04:16 AM MOUSE TRAP!!

JOKES Offline
DISGUSTIN

Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 624
Loc: PRINCE GEORGES COUNTY
JAN 11TH 2008

As both of you know me n Brock worked together as armed security at Fridays in Va. Well this friday was a special one. At around 10pm a gentleman who had been waiting outside claimed that a mouse ran into the store as he opened the door to come in. First I thought, yea right another loser trying to get a free meal but I still told the manager to be on the lookout. By the time midnight hit numerous tables had claimed to have seen this mouse but nobody was upset about it except......you guessed it...Brock. So im thinking to myself why is he so worried about this lil mouse...hes real jumpy but I dismiss it as his normal gay behavior. Night ends and its only security and employees left in the store and a few bartenders and bus boys are determined to catch and kill this mouse. Brock serves as the "flashlight" man and finds the mouse but stays about 10 ft back while the real men go after it....brooms and chairs swing wildly but miss.....and then it happens!!! "AAAAAAHHHHHH" in the girl-ly-est voice ive ever heard as I see Brock jump a good 4 foot in the air... I thought somebody hit him with something by accident as im laughing sayin "what happened?" he replied.... "that mouse tried to get me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA as the tears rolled down my eyes from laughter I just told em again....."your so damn gay"
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#65027 - 09/28/09 04:55 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: JOKES]

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Registered: 11/07/08
Posts: 1157
Loc: Ahead of you
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1) ARMED security at Fridays?!?! ive lived in VA n i KNOW cats ant jackin other cats for no fuckin two scoops of mint chocolate chip...llllmmmmmmmmaaaoooooooooo

and 2) Brock jumpin cuza mickey

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#65095 - 09/28/09 11:56 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Daddy-Do-Work]

JOKES Offline
DISGUSTIN

Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 624
Loc: PRINCE GEORGES COUNTY
....UMMMMMM OK JOE....
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#65249 - 09/29/09 04:59 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: JOKES]

Eze Offline
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Registered: 11/07/08
Posts: 1334
Loc: DMV
HAHAHA.... wow. It's only funny cause he's too big for that. That's like superman running from tweety bird.

WHAT'S GOOD BROCK? Jokes be killin you in these stories. hahaha
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#65250 - 09/29/09 05:00 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Daddy-Do-Work]

Eze Offline
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Registered: 11/07/08
Posts: 1334
Loc: DMV
Originally Posted By: JokerJoe
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1) ARMED security at Fridays?!?! ive lived in VA n i KNOW cats ant jackin other cats for no fuckin two scoops of mint chocolate chip...llllmmmmmmmmaaaoooooooooo



What part of VA you lived in?
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#65251 - 09/29/09 05:01 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Eze]

JOKES Offline
DISGUSTIN

Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 624
Loc: PRINCE GEORGES COUNTY
HE CANT DENY THESE STORIES CAUSE HE KNOWS THEY ARE TRUE

HE GON TRY SAY HE AINT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL BUT I HAVE A WITNESS...GROWN ASS MAN SCARED OF A BABY MOUSE
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#65265 - 09/29/09 05:44 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: JOKES]

$oLo Offline
Grind Pays

Registered: 11/27/08
Posts: 1097
Loc: New York
lmaoooooo. OD.

im dyin here... nigga said the mouse tried to get me!! lmao

and wats good wit armed security at FRIDAYS?! shit aint no bank
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#65271 - 09/29/09 06:55 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: $oLo]

Vendetta Offline
BBS Producer

Registered: 11/26/08
Posts: 562
dope story...lol...

i was wondering about that Friday's armed security too...
we talking about the food place right??? or does VA has some other establishment named Friday
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#65273 - 09/29/09 07:01 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Vendetta]

Eze Offline
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Registered: 11/07/08
Posts: 1334
Loc: DMV
It's the food joint. Only Friday's I know with security.
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#65345 - 09/29/09 11:54 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Eze]

Calli Offline
GONE

Registered: 11/17/08
Posts: 1144
hillarious story there Jokes....indeed.
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#65357 - 09/29/09 12:56 PM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: Calli]

JOKES Offline
DISGUSTIN

Registered: 11/16/08
Posts: 624
Loc: PRINCE GEORGES COUNTY
eze ...all northern va from fredricksburg to alexander had em..a few of em dropped em though.. but the 1 by you...u already know how that joint get...so yea..
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#81754 - 12/02/10 04:02 PM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: JOKES]

gary.pilgrim Offline
Freshman Citizen

Registered: 12/02/10
Posts: 25
Loc: Ft. Belvoir, VA
Damn..... armed security
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#86457 - 11/15/12 09:44 AM Re: MOUSE TRAP!! [Re: gary.pilgrim]

Eze Offline
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Registered: 11/07/08
Posts: 1334
Loc: DMV
I forgot how hilarious this was!
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